Tuesday, 26 January 2016

'TOON'SEND IN TOON!

Posted 'high noon bells' Tuesday 26th January 2016

At last!--'some light at the end of the tunnel' regardin' the signin' of a quality wide man/striker!
Andros Townsend (now renamed by 'The Geordie Times' az Andros TOONsend!) iz due for a medical @ SJP tomorrow and iz expected to sign on the dotted line very soon!

A revised bid of £12 million haz been excepted by Sporz for the 24 year old Ing-er-land international and he will make hiz debut @ Goodison Park a week tomorrow (shud he pass the medical!)
Hiz wages are said to be in the region of £55,000 per week!  <(nearly az much az 'me'!)  <(if only!)

He iz quoted az sayin: "As soon as I knew that Newcastle were interested in me, they were they only club I wanted to join!"

Lets hope that he and Shelvey torn oot to be wor saviours and save us from the 'abyss'! 

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