|"COME AND HAVE 'A GO' IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH!"|
For gods sake!---Yi would have thought that Alan Pardew had mordered somebody @ '4:25pm bells' in Hull on Saturday!?---such iz the 'ower the top condemnation' of hiz 'touchin' of the heeds' with THAT ex mackem player!
The one thing that it did de, waz to knock the Leegue Cup final off the back pages of the Sunday papers!---very much to the annoyance of the SMBs!
Even the Monday papers have got in on the act by claimin' he iz some kind of a monster that shud be 'hung, drawn and quartered'! !---"Boil him in oil!---Send him to guillotine!---Keel haul him under the nearest ship on the Tyne!---Burn him at the stake!---Skin him alive!----Stretch him on the rack!---Tie him to the electric chair!"---Hang him from the rafters at Gallowgate! (like they used to de!)----"Aaltogether now!"----
"There's only one Alan Pardew!---One Alan Pardew!
Walkin' along!---He sticks the 'NUT' ON!
Walkin' in a Pardew wonderland!"
|TODAY'S DAILY MAIL!|
|TODAY'S SPRINGFIELD SHOPPER!|