THE 100 COUNTRIES CLUB

Posted (seconds before!) 'midneet bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011

By amazin' coincidence and on the same day as wor 10,000th hit, we have aalso had wor 100th country viewin' this site, namleee, Trinidad and Tobago! 
Below iz the entire list of countries aroond the world (and beyond!) in the order they viewed 'The Geordie Times' ("get the broon ale oot!")



Photo of the World kindly supplied by wor friend from Mars!


1 England  
2 Scotland  
3 Northern Ireland   
4 Wales  
5 United States of America  
6 Canada  
7 Japan  
8 Bulgaria  
9 Columbia  
10 Brazil  
11 Republic of Ireland  
12 Denmark  
13 Hong Kong  
14 France  
15 Germany  
16 Russia
17 Burundi
18 Kenya
19 Lithuania
20 China
21 Iraq
22 Egypt
23 India
24 Romania
25 Malta
26 Slovenia
27 Holland
28 New Zealand
29 Australia
30 Spain
31 Greece
32 Belgium
33 Ukraine
34 Luxembourg
35 Sooth Korea
36 Poland
37 Italy
38 Serbia
39 Malaysia
40 Macedonia (FYROM)
41 Hungary
42 Mexico
43 Switzerland
44 Turkey
45 Croatia
46 Norway
47 Equador
48 Czech Republic
49 Portugal
50 Austria
51 Latvia
52 Kyrgyistan
53 Azerbaijan
54 Estonia
55 Israel
56 Argentina
57 United Arab Emerates
58 Chile
59 Sweden
60 Finland
61 Tunisia
62 Saudi Arabia
63 Sooth Africa
64 Peru
65 Indonesia
66 Thailand
67 Iran
68 Iceland
69 Pakistan
70 Slovakia
71 Singapore
72 Albania
73 Uruguay
74 Vietnam
75 Bosnia & Herzegovina
76 Nigeria
77 Georgia
78 Philippines
79 Lebanon
80 Isle of Man
81 Belarus
82 Moldova
83 Yemen
84 Taiwan
85 Aruba
86 Venezuela
87 Guatemala
88 Ghana
89 Mauritius
90 Cyprus
91 Zambia
92 Brunei
93 Kuwait
94 Liberia
95 Gibralter
96 Morocco
97 Sierra Leone
98 Jersey
99 Bahrain
100 Trinidad & Tobago
(Plus Mars!)

"A hundred (and one!) thank yooos to each and every country/planet!"





  

THE GEORDIE TIMES ONLINE

Posted '10:00 am bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011
THE N.U.F.C. ARCHIVE WEBSITE FOR GEORDIE EXILES AROOND THE WORLD!

"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!"
"WHEY AYE MAAN!"

                     


< (AND BEYOND!)

Christmas has certainly come orly for 'The Geordie Times' as the hit coonta has now past 'the magical' TEN THOOSAND! mark.

"HAPPY XMAS!"

At the beginnin' of the year aa said aa would be happy if we got 10,000 hits by Christmas and so to get that before the end of Joon is well beyond expectations!

This momentious figure was acheeeved at preciseleee '1:43 bells' this mornin' with a hit from somewhere in the UK? (thank you, orly bird!)  

A total of 99 countries have nuw viewed this website (plus MARS!) and this includes ower 1,100 hits from the USA!
Other countries who have reached the 'three figure mark, include: The Republic of Ireland (317)   Germany (240)  Greece (234) Holland (148) and Nigeria (105)

And a waam welcome to some of wor more recent visitors
"Hello! The Philippines!"---"Hello! Lebanon!" ---"Hello! The Isle of Man!"

LIVE GAMES ON SKY 2011-2012

Updated '9:15 am bells' Thorsday 30th June 2011

Rumour? had it that Sky would annoonce their forst 'roond' of live games on the Wednesday 29th June.
This haz proooved to be untrue, but we will let yiz naa The Toon's live games as soon as we find oot!

Ne doubt that a canny few of wor orly games will be changed for the benefit of the couch spuds and pub plonkies (but definatly NOT! for the benefit of the actual NUFC Toonhoppers!) 
Az usual 'The Geordie Times' will bring you the news, second hand, forst!

TAYLOR BID TORNED DOON

Posted '8;45 am bells' Tuesday 28th June 2011

A million poond bid for Swansea full back Neil Taylor has been rejected the Geordie Times understands----we thinx that a higher bid will be forthcomin' in the not tooo distant future---will keep yooo posted on any future developments!

THE AALL BLACKS!

Posted ' 1:30 pm bells' Thorsday 23rd June 2011

The offishilll launch of 'The Toons' new 'aall black' thord strip iz oot today. Az it iz virtually the same as wor horrendous new 'aall black with two white stripes' home strip?, it means that it winnit get tooo many 'outins' at away games this season, as wor 2nd strip, (due oot next month) iz, in complete contrast, a 'high viz' 'Orange number', which will ne doubt be used at Fulham, West Brom etc.

CHRIS HUGHTON

Posted '3:00 pm bells' Wednesday 22nd June 2011

Chris Hughton who was unceremoniously sacked as Toon manager last December haz landed the Managers job at Bormingham City-----

"We wish him well!" 

ARCHIVE UPDATES

Posted '2:10 pm bells' Tuesday 21st June 2011

THE WEST STAND AT ST JAMES' PARK---MANY MANY MOONS AGO!
(NOTE THE 'MODERN' 'JALOPY' PARKED IN THE FOREGROOND!)

Regular reeders will be aware that aa havvent done an 'archive match report' for a while.
This is because when mee computa 'crashed' a few weeks ago, everythin' had to be wiped clean to get rid of the viruses.
'Steev', who fixed it, put a new version of 'Office Word' onto mee computa which was different to wot aa had, but it wouldn't let me download the stories from mee 'memory sticks' or 'discs' (help!)

The solution!----he's gettin' some software to fix the problem and (hopefully!) aall be able to continue mee stories in the next few days
(az ever watch this space!)

PRE SEASON FIXTURES---RUMOURED? HOME GAME

Posted '3:20 pm Bells' Monday 20th June 2011

ST JAMES' PARK---VIEW FROM THE LEAZES END

A rumoured home game against Italian 'Serie A' side Fiorentina a week before the Premier League season starts has 'surfaced' but ne confirmation has been forthcomin'.
The 'rumoured game'? is said to be scheduled for Saturday August 6th and if so, it will be wor one and anly pre season game @ St James'

If there any further developments on this, we'll let yi naa straight away!    

MILLWAALL v THE TOON 1978

Posted '10;20 am bells' Sunday 19th June 2011

Issue 4 of 'Mad Mick's' NUFC fanzine 'Black and White Daft' iz nuw oot and features mee Millwaall groond 'report' from that neva to be forgotten summers afternoon 33 years ago! (Er!---neva to be forgotten if yi aroond the fifty mark or beyond---that iz!)
Aalso included are other Toon fans 'expieriences' from that notorious day includin' press cuttins and photos.
It's on sale from 'The Back Page Shop' in St Andrews Street near Chinatoon and iz within easy 'hocklin distance' of St James' Park just up the road!

To order a copy just gan to the web address below for more info!----it's a great reeeed!
www.blackandwhitedaft.co.uk 
(P.S. mention 'The Geordie Times')

(To view mee Millwaall report click onto '045 The Den, Millwall'  thumbnail in the right hand side bar) (popular posts---all time)>>>>>

LATEST TRANSFER NEWS

Updated '8:15 pm bells' Saturday 18th June 2011

News haz reached 'The Geordie Times' (nearleee two hours afta the event!) that Striker Denba Ba haz signed a 3 year deal with The Toon and comes on a free transfer from West Ham and will wear the number 19 shirt next season.---

We've aalso signed midfielder Sylvain Marveaux from French club Rennes on Saturday mornin' in a reported 5 year deal (some 10 hours late!)
That's!---three in!---one oot!

Remember wor motto: "We'll bring you the latest news !"--- second hand!--forst!"