Thursday, 6 August 2015

"IVAN THE TERRIBLE SIGNS!" ("ER!--that's 'terrible' for opposition defences!)

Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 6th August 2015

'GEORDIE TIMES NEWSFLASH'!

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' via carrier pigeon that 19 year old striker Ivan Toney haz signed for us from Northampton Toon on a lang torm deal!
Toney haz scored 11 times in 29 starts for Northampton and will be in wor U21 resorve squad we understand!

We can anly hope that part of the deal includes a friendly @ Northampton's Six Fields Stadium sometime in the future!--A ground that 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' have never been te! <(fingers and toes crossed!)

He could? make hiz debut in wor U21s fixture v Wolves U21s @ Bucks Head, Telford on Saturday <(AYE! we've been there!)
It's a '3:00 bells' kick off if yoo fancy it! (£5 for big kids, £4 for zimmerframeites and just £1 for sprogs!)  

Meeenwhile! wor U18s are aalso in action on the same day in deepest Staffordshire against Stoke U18 @ their Clayton Wood Trainin' Groond ('11:00 bells') <(AYE! we've been there az well!)*** FREE admission!

Az the above kick off times are 4 hours apart and the groonds are just 1 hour apart, this iz the ideal opportunity for any 'NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' who havvent been to eethaa ground, to de a unique 'double header' in one day! 

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