Sunday, 20 September 2015

THE TOON 1 WOTFAD 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '11:40am bells' Sunday 20th September 2015
JUST BEFORE WOTFAD SCORED THEIR 2nd GOAL
"HELLO!---IS THAT JOHN CARVER?---HELP!"

"POSITIVELY NEGATIVE!"

We cannit remember if we've used the above headline before (we probably have?) but we said yesterday that we needed a 'positive' performance against Wotfad---and that's exactly wot we DIDN'T get!

The alarm bells shud have been ringin' orly on, az the visitors attacked the Gallowgate goal with 3 good chances missed before the 'totally expected' happened, when they took the lead in the 10th minute through Aghalo who had the easy chance to score az he stood unmarked near the goal----He doubled Wotfad's lead just before the half hour mark with anothaa easy chance az wor defence waz flat footed and unable to stop it gannin in!

We did have some chances worsel, @ The Leazes End with Cisse missin' a couple of good chances--and one that the ref missed az he waz pulled back in the box by hiz shirt (see foto!)
A CLEAR PENALTY AZ WOTFAD'S NUMBER 5 GRABS CISSE'S SHIRT!

We hit back on the hour mark with a very rare goal from Janmaat (wor forst for nearly EIGHT hours!) az he sidefooted the baall past Gomes in the visitors goal to give us at least some hope of a comeback!---It wasn't to be however and we now have gone 6 games withoot a win at the start of this season.

Amazingly we actually moved off the bottom spot az the SMB's lost by a 2 goal margin at Bournemooth!

'The Wally with the Brolly' looked a very happy man in hiz post match interview----the anly one of us who waz!
When asked if there waz a crisis he replied: "No,no,no,no,no,no,NO!"
POST MATCH INTERVIEW ON MATCH OF THE DAY
"I'M SO HAPPY WE ACTUALLY SCORED A GOAL!"---WHAT CRISIS?"

Chelski and Man City are up next in the leegue!!!---an eazy SIX points for 'US' then???

Toon team: Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Haidara (Aarons 80), Mbemba, Colback, Wijnaldum, Sissoko, Thaurvin (Obertan 88), Perez, Cisse (De Jong 46)

Attendance: 47,806 <(we predicted a crowd 'approachin' 48,000!) (2,200 of Elton John's mates!) *
"SAY NO MORE!"


UNHAPPY FANS FILE PAST THE JACKIE MILBURN STATUE AFTER THE GAME!
WOT WOULD 'WOR JACKIE' MAKE OF IT ALL!?

 

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