Posted ‘high noon🔔 bells’ Tuezday 8th April 2025
“RUUD AWAKENING”
Yid fink that somebody who starred for Moan U in their glory days under ‘Fergy’, that Ruud Van Nistelrooy would be a canny manager, but just like Moan Us former stars like Rooney and Brucey, he iz a complete failure!
A new Futbaall Leegue record stretching back to 1888, woz the unwanted record for Ruud after this game, with 8 consecutive home defeats and nee goals scored! (Some record!)
It took The Toon just 2minutes to open the scorin when Tino Livramento fired in a cross and Jacob Murphy woz on hand to toe poke the baall into the net at the far end from where the 3,300 Toon fans were housed! 1-0 to us!
It took just another 9 minutes to double wor lead when Fabian Schar spotted the Lestaa goalie way off the goal line he hit a great shot from the halfway line which hit the bar!
It rebounded to Murphy and he said ‘thankyou very much’ az he placed the baall into the corner of the goal az the Lestaa goalie scrambled to get back to the goal line! 2-0 to us! (and 2 goals for Jacob!)
The 3rd —-and wot torned oot to be the last goal of the game came in the 33rd minute when a Joelinton shot rebounded to Harvey Barnes and he hit a sweet shot into the net from inside the box! 3-0 to us!
This prompted 100s of disgruntled home fans to heed for the exits az large gaps started to appear in the blue seats!
We could have had many more bofore the HT interval, but couldn’t find the net again! HT 3-0 to us!
The 2nd half woz a bit different az both teams kept giving the baall to each other, so this half woz one to forget! We did have more chances to increase wor lead,(az did Lestaa to score, with loads of corners!) but the game petered oot az the Basil Brush Brigade’s fans steadily made for the exits az the half progressed!
FT 3-0 to us!
The win lifted us up to 5th place above Man City and level on points with Chelseee in 4th, but with a slightly worse goal difference—plus we have a game in hand!
8 ‘cup finals’ to gan in wor quest for a Champuons Leegue place!
It should be noted that one of The Toon fans who shall remain nameless caalled Russ, told us in The Regent Club in Lestaa, that Alexander Isak haddint travelled doon on the team bus!
Attendance: 30,403 (3,300 happy Toon fans! (The attendance must have included Lestaa ST holders who didn’t torn up!)
PUB CRAWL PIX! (Just 3 this time--in 3 different towns)
One of which we have visited before this season in Newark.
Runnin total of different away drinkin dens visited this season iz now 81
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