Posted ‘high noon 🛎️ bells’ Saturday 22nd March 2025
News that NUFC are to hold an event on the Toon Moor with season ticket holders and members gettin priority reaches The Geordie Times! (2 days late!)
Rumours of an open top bus parade before they gan to the Moor are deein the rounds!
If that’s the case I will just gan to that az I’m NOT standin in a field for 5 hours waitin for the cup presentation with nee booze allowed! (You WILL be searched before you gan in az well!)
Have got 2 free tickets for mee granddaughter and hor mammy!
But there’s a catch! The food and soft drinks from NUFCs preferred vendors ARNT free!—and they will take your eyes 👀 oot for burgers and hotdogs and pop, etc!
It’s very wrong to exclude fans who are locked oot of SJP and give priority to the likes of me and the 32,000 others who saw the cup win live!
Hopefully the club, council and ‘the dibble’ will see sense and allow a bus parade before they heed for the Moor!—Hopefully for those who get tickets that it’s not p*ssin doon aall day next Saturday!—or else the whole event will gan doon like a damp squid 🦑!
In other news congrats to Dan Burn 🔥 for gettin hiz forst Ing-er-land cap last neet at Wembley—for the 2nd time in 5 days! He nearly scored again az well in the 2-0 win ower Albania!👏
That will be squib, squids are always damp
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