Saturday, 14 November 2020

TOON TV TIMES

 Posted '2:00pm bells' Saturday 14th November 2020



The scrapping of the controversial 'Pay Per View' meenz wor àway game v Cristil Paliss has been moved forward one day to Friday 27th November for live telly on Amazon Prime at '8:00 bells'

So that meenz we anly have two games left this month, az we play Chelski at SJP in Saturday 21st November, live on BT at '12:30 bells'

Aall games in December are subject to change except wor away Leegue Cup qwaataa final tie at Brentfaad's brand new abode on Tuesday 22nd December, live on Sky at '5:30 bells'

AALL games in December WILL be televised on eethaa Sky, BT, Amazon Prime, or the BBC

When we find oot the conformed dates, we will of course let yiz naa!



Friday, 13 November 2020

DOON MEMORY LANE *** LIVAAPOOOL 1968

 Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 13th November 2020


Az we have nee games at aall to gan tee, because of the one month lockdoon, a'v 'dug up'  some old match reports from 1968 when aa woz still a skoool kid!

The first one is from October 1968--mee forst 'lang distance' away game at Anfield.

The Beatles were number one in the charts with 'Hey Jude'

(Ground number 003)

See archive match report from that game, below!

003 anfield liverpool


GROUND NUMBER 3

Date of First Visit: 26th OCTOBER 1968

ANFIELD, LIVERPOOL


LIVERPOOL 2 

NEWCASTLE UNITED 1 (Tommy Gibb)



(OLD) DIVISION ONE

ATTENDANCE 45,323 (3,000 Toon fans)






"SHE LOVES YOU!, YEAH! YEAH!YEAH!"                                   




Anfield!, The Kop!, The Beatles!. This was mee forst ‘lang distance away game’ followin’ ‘The Toon’ as a young schoolboy (at least aa! thought it was a lang way!) and aa caught the supporters club coach from Morden Street in The Haymarket at ‘six bells’ (there were ne motorways up here in them days, so yi had to leave orly!) for the princely sum of 12 shillings and sixpence!. (60 odd pence in todays money!)

(The anly other groonds a’d been te at the time were St James’ Park of course and the away derby at ‘yee naa where’!)



The Beatles were in their heyday and the Scousers used tih sing their songs on The Kop, while everyone of them seemed tih be wearin' a suit 'n' tie---and not a futbaall top in sight!?.


However!---there WERE hundreds of home made flags and banners nailed ontih sticks, wavin’ in The Kop. (one of which looked liked a bed sheet which waz probably ‘half inched’ from some poor mutha’s bed?) (OR!---from some poor wifey’s washin’ line!) 



Add that tih the thoosands of scarf wavers and the whole end looked like a ‘sea of red’ az they swayed from side tih side singin’: ‘She loves you yeah! yeah! yeah!’, amongst other classics (Quite a sight!)


There were a canny few Toon fans in the Anfield Road end wavin’ THEIR scarves iz well, singin’ ‘The Blaydon Races’ in reply (although!, ah did’nt spot any ‘bed sheet nickers’ from wor lot!) and they mixed freely with the Liverpool fans.

(Ne crowd segregation in them days!)


A’v got to say that aa was very impressed with Anfield at the time as it had cover on aall fower sides. (a rarity in the 60’s) To wor left was the Kemlyn Road Stand which had a roof that sloped doonwards so as not to block the light from the terraced hooses in the street behind.  The main stand to wor right had a barrel shaped roof not unlike the West Stand at the Toon and it had a gable at the front with the clubs name on it painted in bright red.  The Kop opposite was huge and held more than half the groonds capacity and in keepin’ had a huge roof to cover it. Wor end was aboot a thord of the Kops size and the roof covered three qwaatas  of the terraces.



If ah remember rightly, it cost the princely sum of two bob tih get in (ten pence!) and the match programme (which ah still have today gatherin’ dust somewhere in mee loft!) cost 9d, which in todays money is aboot three and a half pence!

(Aye!---it meks iz feel quite ancient!---pass mee zimmer frame!)



The Toon went ahead after 21 minutes, when Alan Foggon centred the baall tih Tommy Gibb, who's spectacular shot hit the back of the net, givin' Liverpool keeper Tommy Lawrence ne chance.



(This was the Toons forst---and last!---shot of the game!)



Wor lead was short lived however, when the 'Scousers' levelled the score two minutes later, when teenage sensation Alun Evens vollyed home.

The noise of the crowd waz unbelievable and ah can remember coverin’ mee lugs with mee hands az a loud shrill like sound enveloped the whole groond!

(Not unlike the reception The Beatles used tih get when they appeared on stage!)



We held oot until the 85th minute under a barrage from the Liverpool forwards, but then Willie McFaul, (who'd had a blinder up 'til then) made a terrible blunder, when he failed to hold a weak shot from Peter Thompson, and the baall slipped through his hands and open legs---and into the net!



The sight of the Toon goalie stampin' the groond in frustration, just aboot summed up how AH felt!, and wih went doon 2-1.



A'd had a brilliant day (apart from the score!) and mee forst proper away game was under mee belt---ah was hooked! and after the game wih heeded for Blackpool Illuminations (yi could say, a’d ‘seen the light’!)


“Arsenal---Arsenal---here we come!"  (Wor next away game!)                 




              

Wednesday, 11 November 2020

LEST WE FORGET!

 Posted '11 am bells' on the 11th of the 11th





"IF YOO CAN'T STAND THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN!"

 Posted '11:00am bells' Wedinzday 11th October 2020

MASTERS MAKES A 'SPECTICLE' OF HIMSELF!

Premyaa Leegue's cheef executive Richard Masters woz in front of the Digital, Culture, Media and Sports Comittee yesterday, and looked to be a very nervous man indeed when pressed on PPV, The Big Picture and other matters!


PPV will be scrapped, he said, adding that he didnt have a clue wot would replace it!??

Both him and EFL cheef Rick Parry were asked aboot the secret meeting with the so caalled 'big six' and were asked if "It was a bit sneaky?" az the othaa 14 PL clubs wornt informed!
No! They said, it woznt!!!!

Unfortunately the NUFC takeower never came up in the conversation as he woz grilled for 4 hours!


Can yoo imagine wot he will be like in the impending enquiry aboot the PIF takeower, when the court case comes up and a top barrister grills him!?

Watch this space for forthaa details!

Monday, 9 November 2020

GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE!---'BAT OUT OF HELL' VACCINE BREAKTHROUGH?

 Posted '3:00pm bells' Munday 9th November 2020








Some hopeful news from the 'Beeb'!

They have foond a vaccine that gives 90% of people protection!

10 million doses have been ordered from Pviser BioNtech by Boris before Xmas!---and the companies say that: "It's a great day for science and humanity!"---And that they: "Plan to apply for emergency approval to use the vaccine by the end of  the month!"

Let's hope🤞and pray🙏that it works and that we can get back to watchin NUFC games LIVE and not on a pub telly or a laptop in the hoose!

Saturday, 7 November 2020

BORIS HOYS ANOTHAA SPANNER IN THE WORKS!

 Posted '9:00pm bells' Saturday 7th November 2020

THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE---29th FEBRUARY 2020 
(VIEW FROM THE MILBURN STAND, ROW 'B', SEAT '97') 

ROW 'B' SEAT '97' SYNDROME!

'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' are left kickin wor heels again, az aall futbaall below the Conference North and South haz been suspended! (And of course aall futbaall above iz behind closed doors!)

That meeenz that wor Saturday 'fix' at Dunston or a Northern Alliance fixture iz aborted for a month on the orders of Boris!

Oh for the day when we can gan back to St. James' Park and watch a live game again!---8 months since we last did so!---and many more before we can!

Its just not the same watchin on a pub telly in Rosies, while just ower the road the floodlights are blarin', especially for night games! 

(see photo below)



 

Last neet aa watched wor 'horror show' at Sooothampton on mee laptop (coz aall the pubs are closed az well!) and have even watched a game on mee mobile 'telling bone'!

Fake crowd noise and empty seats with banners ower them iz just not the same, az yoo can hear the noise of the players above the fake crowd, echo aroond the empty stadium!

Row 'B' seat '97' of The Milburn Stand balcony, I miss yoo SO much!


Friday, 6 November 2020

SOOOTHAMPTON V THE TOON *** LAPTOP REPORT LIVE!

 Posted from '7:22pm bells' onwards Friday 6th November 2020



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View of the laptop from mee setteee!
(Toon in aall yellow!)

8th minute
1-0 doon!  Adams shot
Almiron dribbles aroond hiz own box and loses possession and the home side make him pay for his misstayk!

20th minute
Toon 1st effort on target
 Sean Longstaff heeder!

Half time 1-0 with Longstaffs heeder the anly one that the Soothampton keeper had to save!
Picture froze once on laptop!

55th minute (commentator) Newcasil have faced 50 shots on target this season-- the most of any side!
(One heeder on target from us in this game so far!)


Murphy free kick 70th minute
Hit wall!

82nd minute
2-0 doon!
Armstrong
Sean Longstaff loses possession on the edge of the box to Armstrong, who fires home!

Soothampton gan top!
We slide doon!

86th minute
2nd heeder on target for us
from 'super'? sub Joelinton!!!

Full time 2-0
'Live' stream one minute behind 'live' telly!

Plus points: I havvint got to make a 6 hour train journey back from the south coast tomorrow and have saved £100 on train fares, £100 on 2 days drinkin (average £6 a pint doon there!) and £50 on a hotel!

The final word!





SOOOTHAMPTON v THE TOON *** TOOONEET!

 Posted '11:30am bells' Friday 6th November 2020


THE VERY LAST TIME WE SAW A LIVE TOON GAME 8 MONTHS AGO!
(Matt Ritchie takes a corner in front of the Toon fans)


Tooneeet at '8 bells' we travel to the south coast (or at least the team dee!) where we take on Sooothampton at St. Marys Stadium!

Because the boozers are shut for a month durin the latest lockdoon, I must watch it on mee laptop in wor hoose!

The last time we played Sooothampton away, we were there on March 7th last year, when we won 1-0---the very last time we saw a Toon team in live action!

It seemz such a lang time ago!


Below iz 'The Geordie Times' last ever 'live' report on that game!

Updated 7:10pm bells

Dave from York haz spotted my dillibritt misstayk   I sad we played Soothampton last YEAR when it woz last SEASON!

ARCHIVE GROUNDS MATCH REPORT LIST