Posted ‘12:47pm 🛎️ bells’ Wedinzday 17th Joon Updated ‘11:11pm 🛎️s
“THE STADIUM HAZ LANDED!”
Ing-er-land finally kick off their World Cup campaign in Dallas, Texas tooneet v Croatia in a stadium that holds 94,000!
Tino Livramento iz crocked, leaving Dan Burn the sole survivor of The Toon contingent!
Expectations are high, but az we aall naa from past experiences, that we will somehow bore the pants off aall who are watchin on the telly—Especially when we get expert pundits, tellin us how to make OXO gravy durin the ridiculous’hydration breaks’!
Geordie Times prediction. A draw! 0-0 or 1-1 and some lovely gravy! ⬇️
UPDATED ‘11:11pm 🛎️s
INGERLAND WON 4-2!
Roy Keane:,”They scored more goals!”
Obviously we didn’t naa that, til he informed us!
PS: The OXO gravy recipe woz very nice—I’ll give hor that!
And!—-Yoane Wissa did something in the World Cup, that he couldn’t dee in the Premyaa Leegue at SJP—score a goal!—-in DR Congo’s game v Portugal which ended 1-1
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