THE HAZBEENZ AND VILLIANS v THE TOON *** SATURDAY EVENIN'

 Posted '6:00pm bells'🔔 Good Friday 18th April 2025 

"5-4-3-2-1"

In NUFCs last 5 Premyaa Leegue games we have scored 5 v The Palliss-------4 v Moan U-------3 v Lestaa--------2 v Brentfaad---------1 v West 'am and now we face Villa----6 perhaps?---or perhaps not!

Thats 15 goals scored in 5 games and anly 2 conceded! and a maximum of 15 points oot of 15 picked up!

We really are flyin high in 3rd place in the table and the amazin' form of Kieran Trippier, Jacob Murphy and Harvey Barnes inparticular, haz  been a major reason for wor winnin sequence! (6 in a row in aall competitions)

IF we play like we did against The Palliss and Moan U, then we have a great chance of pullin clear of the chasin pack for the Champions Leegue target!

We expect an unchanged startin' line up yet again!---Aall 3,000 away digital tickets were sold oot lang ago!

This game iz definatly a '6 pointer', for IF we beat Villa who are in 7th place, we will gan 8 points clear of them, with 5 games to gan!---and with a far superior goal difference! Aalso we will move within a point of 'The Arse', az they divvint play Ipswich Toon away til Sunday!

7 TEAMS ARE LEFT IN CONTENTION FOR THE TOP 5 CHAMPIONS LEEGUE HOLY GRAIL PLACES!  LIVAAPOOL OF COURSE, ARE CERTAIN TO BE IN IT! WITH 'THE ARSE' HIGHLY LIKELY TO QUALIFY AZ WELL, LEAVIN' 3 PLACES FOR 5 TEAMS!

We are on an orly train 🚂 to Bormingham New Street tomorrow mornin', with plenty of time to dee a Bormingham pub crawl 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 before the '5:30 bells' 🕭 kick off!

A Geordie Times match (and booze!) report will appear here sometime on Easter Sunday! APU, "Watch this space!"

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