STURRIDGE DOES A U TURN!

Posted 11 00pm bells Woodall truck park M1 Munday 29th January 2018

News that Daniel Sturridge haz opted to join WBA instead of NUFC iz a kick in the teeth for aall Toon fans!

We 'fink' that West Brom offered to pay hiz £100,000 wages per week---and we of course didnt!
Aalso the deal to sign Jorgensen from Feyenoord haz fell through coz we didnt want to pay any more than €17,000,000 for him!

With just 2 days of the transfor window left we feel that we wont make any progress whatsoever if The Fat Controller doesnt listen to Rafa---and relegation iz now a very real possibility yet again!

He will NEVER LEARN---WILL HE!