RAFA BUYS A MATT AND SELS!

Posted '11:25am bells' Saturday 2nd July 2016

2 more acquisitions <(we naa aall the big words!) have been conformed to add to wor squad!

They are 24 year old Belgian international goalie Matz Sels from Gent (Belgium) for 5 million quid and 26 year old winger Matt Richie from Bournemoooth for a reported 12 million quid.

FACT!: Richie iz a Scottish international with 10 appearances and 3 goals, despite never havin' ventured north of the border in hiz life---until he played for them! (He waz born in Hampshire but hiz faathaa iz Scottish and so he chose them!)