LATEST PREMYAA LEEGUE TRANSFOR NEWS (AT LAST WE HAVE ONE!)

Updated 'high noon bells' Sunday 12th July 2015

The transfor 'window' iz well and truly OPEN and there haz been a hive of activity amongst  aall of the Premyaa Leegue clubs! 
And az for NUFC?---at last we have signed a quality player--namely Ginio Wijnaldum from Dutch side PSV for a reported £14.5 million <(Az mentioned above, we are the LAST club to sign a player in 'the window'!) <(More to follow???----"PLEEEZE!!!")

 
TRANSFORS 'IN' so far

SIX
Bournemoooth,
The Liverbirds

FIVE
The P*ss Potters

FOWER
Swanzee,
Sooothampton,
Wotfad
The Hazbeenz & Villians
The Jellied Eels Mob

THREE
Lestaa,
Sporz

TWO
The Toffee Noses,
The Canary Custards,
The SMBs,
Chelski
Manc Blue Moonies

ONE
Manc Muppets,
The Baggie Troosers,
The Arse,
The Crystal Balls
THE TOON