"THANK GOD WE'RE NOT SUCCESSFUL!

Posted '2:07pm bells' Wednesday 19th February 2014

For weeks now av been 'sweatin' on an event that might have taken place on the same day az a Toon match, namely the christenin' of grandbairn Freya!

"SUNDAY MARCH 23rd!" aa waz telt today, iz the 'big day' next month and a frantic look at the calendar (when nebody waz lookin'!) conformed that we play Palace at home on the day before and THAT Sunday iz NUFC FUTBAALL FREE!-----mainly because we are NOT a big attraction anymore and thankfully, neethaa are Palace!---so av 'got away with it' once again az the telly fixtures for March have aalready been announced! <("pass 'the broon ale'---pleeeze!") >

PS: Divvint tell anybody!--- BUT!  guess wot would have taken priority?----and I leave yoo to guess az to whether divorce proccedings would have been imminent!???