MILAN MATCHWINNER SIGNS FOR THE TOON !*** "A NEW STRIKER AT LAST!" *** 'JoeK' KEEPS HIZ PROMISE TO THE TOON FAITHFUL!

Posted '9:45am bells' Thorsday 11th July 2013

"STOP PRESS!" *** "STOP PRESS!" *** New NUFC Director of Futbaall 'JoeKanory', who haz been on a 'well earned'? weeks family 'oliday to Italy, secretly travelled to Milan on hiz way back from 'sunning himself in Sardinia' and az promised, he haz brung back a proven striker to bolster wor forward line in a sensational coup!


'Joekanory' commented later:
"I told the Noocarsal fans I would sign a top rate striker by Friday!***and I haven't let them down!"