FROM LEFT TO RIGHT***THE 'NEW'CASTLE***ST.NIXS CATHEDRAL***
'THE CATHEDRAL ON THE HILL!' (ST. JAMES' PARK!)
AND THE ARCH OF THE TYNE BRIDGE
We enter the new year hopin against hope that 'The Fat Controller' will sell up and "Get oot of Toon!"
If not, then we are in for a nailbitin' 5 months til the end of the season on the 12th of May--away to relegation rivals Fulim.
Meeenwhile there iz the little matter of a home game v 'The Manc MUppets' (formerly 'Moan U' when 'Moan'rinho woz there!)
With 2 of wor rivals at the wrang end of the table playin' today(Fulim away to The Arse and Cardiff at home to Sporz), we must sit in front of the telly hopin that aall the results gan wor way and that we can get sommik from a resurgent visitin' side tomorrow!
We are just 3 points above the 'abyss' az aa write this, az 3 of the bottom sides aall picked up maximum points at the weekend while we dropped 2 at Wotfaad!
The transfor window opens today, but we are NOT confident that we will sign anybody of a pormanent deal by Jan 31st, and 'fink' that anly loan players will come, az we fight for the 'scraps' of rejected players from othaa clubs!
It's desperate times yet again on Tyneside with wor absent owner now approachin' 12 disastrous years in charge at 'NE1'
(When will the misery ever end!)
A full Geordie Times match report will appear here sometime on Thorsday
PS: The total 'pageviews' until the end of 2018 reached 343,405
*Updated '7:31pm bells'
Both Fulim and Cardiff lost by 3 goal margins, meenin that NUFC remain in 15th place, with a much better goal difference (for now!)