Friday, 5 October 2018

"WE'RE ALL GOING ON A SUMMER HOLIDAY!"

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 5th October 2018
"DESTINATION THE NORTHUMBERLAND COAST!"

News that 'The Fat Controller' iz NOT sellin NUFC (just a week ago it woz for sale?) and that he will take the players on an exotic summer holiday IF we avoid relegation, were some of the things taaked aboot in Wedinzday's 'Come Dine With Me' meetin' with Rafa and hiz 'gang' in a Pon-tee-land Italian Restaurant!
RAFA ARRIVES FOR HIZ 'NE EXPENSE SPARED' 
'HAPPY HOUR' £5.95 PIZZA!





THE SPANISH CITY, WHITLEY BAY

Whitley Bay
If hiz skinflint transfor policy iz anything to gan by, then Whitley Bay or Seahooses looks to be hiz favourite choice of 'exotic' holiday resorts!---but don't forget to take your brollys, lads!
Seahooses, Northumberland


MEEENWHILE!---we have a 'do or die' leegue meetin with anothaa 'crisis club' tomorrow, when we travel to 'The Theatre of Muppets' to take on Moanrihno's Moan United side tomorrow teatime!
The last time we were here---attendance: 75,000

The difference between the 2 'crisis clubs' iz that 10th position, (where Moan U find themsels), iz NOT good enough for them---BUT! would be greeted with open arms by NUFC fans!

A full 'Geordie Times' match report on wor players 'goal' to get to the 'holy grail' of safety and a promised weeks holiday to the above destinations, will appear here sometime on Sunday!   

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