Thursday, 2 August 2018

A'M TURNIN' JAPANEEEZ!

Posted '8:45pm bells' Thorsday 26th July 2018
Updated '4:47pm bells' Thorsday 2nd August

"A'M TURNIN JAPANEEEZ!, I 'FINK' A'M TURNIN JAPANEEZ!--(AH REEELY 'FINK' SO!")

News that Swiss international Fabian Schar and Yoshinari Muto  form Japaan have signed for 'The Toon' haz now been conformed!
Schar's fee iz said to be in the reeejin of £3 million, while Moto's fee iz said to be aroond aboot the £10 million mark! 

WE can anly hope that this iz true, az the transfor window draws ever nearer!  Obviousleee,  'The Geordie Times' will bring yoo (wor loyal reeeders!) the news, 'second hand'--'forst' when its (hopefully) 'rubber stamped'? (PS SKY SPORTS have just conformed this in the last few minutes!)

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