Hiz borin' sterile futbaall would send anybody to sleep!
He will of course get anothaa bumper payoot, said to be in region of £6 million quid this time!
Not bad for a failed manager who haz won "F*** aall" at the numerous clubs he haz managed! (The nearest he haz come to a major trophy iz a Leegue Cup final DEFEAT to 'The Smoggies', when he woz manager at Bolton!)
And contrary to populat belief he HAZ been relegated az a manager ---with Notts Coonty in 1997!
He iz laughin' aall the way to the bank yet again!
Who's next? we ask worsels!
WELL! Its just been annoonced that 'Misery Guts Moyes' who failed miserably at the SMBs haz been sacked by West Ham, again, after just 7 months in charge!
Aalso, its reported that alang with 'Fat Sam', anothaa one of wor failed managers haz LANDED a job at QPR---Namely <'The Wally with the Brolly'!
The managerial merry-go-round just gans on and on!---and on!😨