Updated '1:15pm bells' Thorsday 3rd May 2018
SLIMANI TRIES TO 'LAUGH OFF' HIZ KICK ON DAWSON,
AZ ANGRY WEST BROM PLAYERS SUROOND HIM!
News that Toon on loan striker Islam Slimani haz been banned for 3 matches for violent conduct after kickin' West Brom defender Craig Dawson in the penalty box on Saturday, haz reached The Geordie Times!
When yoo 'fink' aboot it, thiz on loan signin' from Lestaa in the January window, haz been a complete disaster!
He missed the games v Bornley, Bournemoooth, Palace, Man U, The Liverbirds and Soothampton, because of injury!
Came on az sub for Dwight Gayle v 'uddersfield (15 mins)
Then had to miss the game at Lestaa coz it woz hiz parent club!
Came on az sub for Gayle v The Arse (27 mins)
Started game v Evaatin and lasted 63 mins before bein' substituted by Gayle!
Came on az sub for Gayle v WBA and lasted 25 mins--- but hiz partin' 'shot woz the kick at the West Brom defender!
BANNED for Wotfaad game on Saturday!
BANNED for Sporz game next Wednesday!
BANNED for last game of the season v Chelski a week on Sunday!
On top of that, hiz performances in the 130 minutes he HAZ played, have been indifferent to say the least!
He HASN'T completed 90 minutes in any of the 4 games he haz played in!---
Thats 3 substitute appearences and 1 Start!---and NE GOALS!
Summery: Oot of the 11 games since hiz loan signin' in January, he haz played in 4 (3 az sub--1 subbed), been injured for 6 games, had to miss Lestaa game and iz banned for wor last 3 games for violent conduct!
"WOT A WASTE OF TIME!"😨