Monday, 16 April 2018

THE TOON 2 THE ARSE 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2017-2018

Posted '10:45am bells' Munday 16th April 2018
1st HALF ACTION AZ WE ATTACK THE LEAZES GOAL!

"I 'FINK' WE'LL GIVE 'THE ABYSS' A MISS!"

Anothaa 5 star show from the black n whites ensured that we will be in the top flight again next season with wor 4th win on the bounce!

With safety aalmost assured after wor excellent win at Lestaa last week, wor visitors were oot to spoil the party mood when they took the lead in the 14th minute when Lacazette fired home at The Gallowgate End!

However!  we are made of sterner stuff theeze days and we were soon back on level torms when a pin point pass from Jonjo Shelvey foond Gayle who passed to Yedlin who sent in a porfect cross to Ayoze Perez who in torn rifled the baall into The Arse net from a tight angle to send the crowd wild!

We went in 1-1 at half time and came oot with aall guns blazin' and when Slimani came on in the 63rd minute he added a new dimention to wor attack!  
Within 5 mins of him comin' on we were in front when he heeded a powerful baall to Perez who crossed for 'Matt' Ritchie to slam the baall into the goal for a 'gloss finish' (sic!) at The Gallowgate End to seal an excellent win and ensure we avoid 'the abyss' of Championship futbaall, az we are now too far aheed of the bottom 3!
ACTION AT THE GALLOWGATE END (2nd half)

Indeed, we are breathin' doon the neck of Fat Sam's Everton side in 9th place---and by coincidence we play them next Munday neet at Goodison Park in wor next game!
Shud we win, then we will gan above them and will be in reach of Lestaa in 8th place!
GRANDSON'S ZAC AND JAMIE WATCH ON FROM THE 'DIZZY HEIGHTS'
OF THE MILBURN STAND!

The good times are back thanx to Rafa's export management tactics!---AND!--- we have got the Arsenal 'monkey off wor backs' aftaa losin' the 10 previous meetings with them!

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Lejeune, Dummett, Ritchie (Murphy 86), Diame, Shelvey, Kenedy, Perez (Joselu 79), Gayle (Slimani 63)

Attendance: 52,210 (3,100 Arse holes!)
(Ne cash tornstiles­čśŐ!)

PS: 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' will be on wor travels yet again within the next 2 hours, when we heed for the delights of Wycombe Wanderers Adams Park groond, where wor U23s are (bizarrely!) takin' on Reading U23s in a leegue game!
(A groond we have nevaa been te before!)

A full match report and pix will appear here sometime tomorrow!
Az per usual---"Watch this space!"

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