Sunday, 1 April 2018

THE TOON 1 'UDDERSFIELD 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2017-2018

Posted '10:05am bells' Easter Sunday AND April Fools Day 2018
THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL (1st half)

"GOOD' SATURDAY!"

Anothaa porfect day to gan with the one from 3 weeks ago when EVERY result went wor way!

But aa had mee doubts the day before on Good Friday, when aa watched the Gatesheed v Dagenham game in the National Leegue!
The Heed goalie, who I hadnt a clue wot hiz name woz, torned oot to be the nephew of an ex SMBs goalie caalled montgomery and with the same name!   Not anly that, but there were 73 Dagenham fans present!
(montgomery and 73!---get it?----a bad omen perhaps?) (See Heedbangers match report!)

It certainly looked that way on Saturday dinnaatime when Palace took the lead v Liverpool, somethin' we DIDNT want of course!

However, The Liverbirds came back and won 2-1 to keep Palace below us in the table withoot us kickin' a baall!

Wor game woz totally one sided with Shelvey and Gayle gannin close in the forst half!
Galyle in particular missed 2 great 'sitters'!
'uddersfield on the othaa hand didnt have one shot on goal!
ACTION AT THE LEAZES END (2nd half)

We had chances again in the 2nd period and Slimani finally made hiz debut in the 75th minute.
5mins later in the 80th minute we finally made the vital breakthrough, when Kenedy unselfleshlee side footed the baall to Perez in front of goal at The Leazes End and he prodded the baall home!
The relief of the crowd woz evident az the roof woz nearly blown off the stadium, in a game that woz played in very cold, very wet and windy conditions! (The coldest I can ever remember at Easter time!)
"I'M NOT SAYIN' IT WOZ FREEEEEZIN'!---BUT!"🐧

After a couple of scares near the end we managed to hold on for the 3 invaluable points!
The result proppeled us up to a 'nose bleed' height of 12th in the table, 7 points above the relegation zone and with the best goal difference in the bottom half of the table!

The othaa results then came through!
We wanted Brightin to lose ---and they did!
We wanted Swanzee to lose ----and they did!
We wanted WBA to lose ---and they did!
We wanted Sooothampton to lose---and they did!
We wanted Evaatin to lose ---and they did!
And finalleeee! ----We wanted Wotfaad to draw with Bournemoooth ---and they did! (2 points dropped each!) The 'montgomery jinx' thankfully HADN'T materialised!)
A VERY 'GOOD' SATURDAY INDEED!
HAPPY TOON FANS PASS THE BOBBY ROBSON STATUE
ON THE WAY OOT!

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Dummett, Shelvey, Diame (Hayden 79), Ritchie (Atsu 67), Kenedy, Perez, Gayle (Slimani 75)

Attendance: 52,261
(3,100 'uddersfield fans ⬅Yorkshire prenoonciation!)

"LET ENJOY AND GAN ON 'THE HOY'!"

Updated Easter Munday

We wanted 'The Arse' to beat 'The P*ss Potts of Stoke yesterday----and they did!--- makin' it a porfect Easter weekend!😊

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