Thursday, 19 April 2018

NUFC FAT SAM SURVEY*** RESULTS!

Posted '12:50pm bells' Thorsday 19th April 2018
Updated Saturday 21st April 2018
Iz this man the fattest and ugliest conman
ever to have managed NUFC?

Everton fans have been asked to rate manager Fat Sam's performance, in a survey, which asks them to rate him from a scale of 10 to 0 (Hero to Zero!)

Most give him a zero score, so hiz future looks bleak, BUT! he will get yet anothaa huge redundancy package like he did at The Toon and elsewhere!

'The Geordie Times' haz decided to de its own survey on Fat Sam on hiz time at The Toon on a same slidin scale of
 10 to 0!
Usin' your skill, judgement and half a sheeps brain, let us naa what score y'id give him ASAP!


Question 1
Iz Fat Sam the fattest manager we have ever had?
The answer: ÀYE!  by aboot 4 stone heavier than Rafa at 19 stone!😨 0-10

Question 2
Iz Fat Sam the ugliest manager we have ever had?
Answer: It woz a close caall az "The best manager in the world" John Carver pushed him close, but Sam's ugliness finally won the day!😨0-10
Question 3
Iz Fat Sam the biggest conman we have ever had?
Answer: DEFINATLEEE!😨0-10
Question 4
Iz Fat Sam the most negative and borin' manager we have ever had? "ZZZZzzzz!!!!"😴
Answer: Just, but Carver, Pardew and 'The Wally with the Brolly' ran him close!😨0-10
And finally
Question 5
How many brown paper bags did he discard at NUFC and aall the othaa clubs he haz failed at? (on a scale of 10 to 100!)
Answer: 73 empty brown bags in hiz wheelie bin woz the most popular answer!😨73-100!

VERDICT: Fat Sam MUST stay at Everton---until we play them on Munday neet at least!😨😨😨😨😨

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