Wednesday, 7 March 2018

SMB U23s v THE TOON U23s @ THE SOS!

Posted '12:40pm bells' Wednesday 7th March 2018   updated Friday
THE 'VIEW' AZ YOO APPROACH THE SOS
("ARE THEY PEOPLES HOOSES!?")

Toneet wor U23s heed for wearyside where we will take on the mackems in (deep breath!) The Premyaa Leegue International Cup qwaataa finals!

Personally aa try to avoid gannin to 'the dark place', unless wor 1st team are in action--and this will be the case again toneet at 7 bells!

The game haz been moved from Eppleton FC in Hetton the Hole to allow more fans to attend!
Instead of the usual 30,000 empty pink seats (like last neet!) they expect to set a new 'record' of 47,000 empty seats!
(The 'official' attendance last neet when they lost 3-0 to Villa woz given az 26,000, which included 2,000 Villa fans.
But the match reporter said that there were anly aroond 16,000 present, az they included thoosands of season ticket holders who never torned up!
"We'll support you ever more!"
Or NOT az the case may be!"
(Woz the crowd 26,000 OR 26?)


By the end of the game there WERE 47,000 empty pink seats az this photo shows when Villa were 2-0 up!

If YOO decided to gan, unlike me, then its £3 for big kids and £1 for sprogs and zimmerframeites!

We will of course bring yoo the result via Woodall sorvices truck park on the M1 at aroond aboot 11pm bells!

Update az promised from Woodall


NUFC won 11-10 on penalties after extra time!
It woz 2-2 at full time with Good and Roberts gettin wor goals in front of 300 (plus) delighted Toon fans!☺😊😀😁😂😃😄😆
OWER 300 TOON DIEHARDS WENT LAST NEET!
THEY WERE SURROONDED BY
47,000  sUND'LIND FANS,
DISGUISED AZ EMPTY PINK SEATS!

Updated Friday
"THE TROPHY TRAIL!"

Ne official attendance, but it haz been wildly reported that the 'crowd' numbered ne more than 750

Toon 'fans'? vanalised some seats and the tool shed!
One 'fan'? woz reported to have taken hiz seat 'trophy' onto the Metro!
Just why anybody would want a broken pink seat iz beyond us!
Perhaps he hung hiz 'souviner' on hiz bedroom waall when he got yem!?

We can anly assume that he haz the brain of a demented sheep!😨

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