Wednesday, 13 December 2017

THE TOON v FAT SAM'S TOFFEE NOSES *** TOONEET!

Posted 2 35pm bells Tuesday 12th December 2017
Updated 12:45pm bells Wednesday
The Strawberry corner of
The Gallowgate Stand from
The Strawberry car park

"ELEVENTH TOP OR SECOND BOTTOM!"

We gan into tooneets game @ '7:45 bells' lookin for wor forst win in 8 weeks, when we take of Fat Sam's new charges at SJP!
In that time we have plummited from 6th to 16th in the table and are just 2 points from 3rd bottom place!

Thankfully Lascelles iz fit again which might just help stem wor shockin goals against record, which iz 15 conceded in the last 5 games in hiz absence!
Atsu iz aalso expected to retorn aftaa injury

Ne doubt that Fat Sam will put 10 men behind the baall with Rooney up front!

Can we get a win?  Who knows? but we must try or else we will end up in the relegation zone with hard games against The Arse and The Blue Moonies of Manc-land to come later this month!

IF we can beat Evaatin this evenin' and othaa results gan wor way we could climb az high az 11th place in the table---
HOWEVER!---shud we lose and West Ham,West Brom and Swanzee win, then we will end up in 2nd BOTTOM place----such iz the tight nature at the lower end of the Premyaa!

Match report to follow on Thorsday!

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