IZ 'THE FAT CONTROLLER' ABOOT TO SELL HIZ 'TRAIN SET'?
News iz bein filtered through to 'The Geordie Times' via WhatsApp and text messages that wor 'beloved, beleaguered'? owner known 'affectionately'? to Toon fans az 'The Fat Controller', iz aboot to sell NUFC to the Amanda Staveley consortium for a reported £300 million!
We understand that significant progress haz been made ower the last few days az panic haz no doubt 'set in', due to wor alarmin' slide doon the Premyaa Leegue table!
A 'sell by' date for hiz 'train set' iz said to gan through later this week and be completed by February, with much needed transfor funds bein' supplied by him, which will be paid back when the takeover iz finalised! (£30 million we understand)
Yet again we awaited with baited breath for the outcome!
FINGERS (and TOES!) CROSSED!!!😨
|"FAT CONTROLLER OUT!!!"|