"AMANDA'S HAVIN' A GANDER!"

Posted 11:00pm bells Munday 20th November 2017 @ Woodall services truck park M1
Updated 11:30am bells Thorsday 23rd November 2017 @ wor hoose!

News reaches us via the wonders of modern technology (mee truck radio!) that the PCP Group headed by Amanda Staveley have tabled a takeover bid of £300,000,000 for NUFC

We can anly hope that wor beloved owner? Known affectionatly by Toon fans az 'The Fat Controller' sees sense and sells up!

We await with baited breath to see the outcome!!!

Thorsday update
The 300 million offer haz reportedleee been rejected!
'The Fat Controller' wants more! (Just like Oliver Twist!) and 350 million haz been mentioned!

"PLEASE MISS---CAN YOO HOY £350 MILLION QUID

IN HERE PLEASE!"

We will keep yoo updated aboot the twists and torns! (sic!)