|SOMEWHERE IN THE BOWELS OF |
THE STADIUM OF SSSHHH! (YEE NAA WOT!)
"OOOOH!"---"SHUT THAT DOOR!"
News that wor arch enemeez 'The mackems' have appointed Simon Grayson az their new manager haz eventually reached us by carrier pigeon < (how else would we find oot?)
Last Friday on 'Radio Newcasil' a reporter went to sund'lind to find oot their fans reaction to the news in a live broadcast (which I listened to on mee truck radio)---most were totally underwhelmed by hiz appointment and quite a few had NEVER hord of him!
But the best comment came from someone with a 'thick' mackem accent, when he said--------after a long pause!:
"Da yaa meen that p**f who used to host 'The Generation Game' on the telly?"--"I thought he woz DEAD!"
(He woz referrin' to LARRY Grayson the 'camp' comedian!)
Yoo couldn't make it up!----'Deadwood' more like!