|"ARE THEY PEOPLES HOUSES?"|
(Ramshackle pigeon duckets somewhere near The SOS!)
We divvint normally mention the SMBs too often in this blog but 'Miseryguts Moyes' haz come oot with TWO ridiculous statements ower the last couple of days!
Forstly he claims that because the mackems will be the biggest team in The EFL next season, they will attract aall the best players for that leegue!
Divvint be so daft!!!---az soon az any players see the surroundings near The Stadium of "Sshhhh! (yee naa wot!) they will run a mile to get away from the place!
(The 'scenic route' to The SOS!)
Secondly he claims that 'if' he had been in charge last season, there iz "No way!" that Jermaine Defoe would have had a clause written into hiz contract that 'if' (when!) the mackems were relegated then he could gan 'on a free'!
It's dead simple yoo stupid get!---Defoe WOULDN'T have signed in the forst place, if that clause WASN'T written in to hiz contract!!!!
"Yoo poor deluded soul!"
|DAVID MOYES SHOWS A POTENTIAL NEW SIGNING AROUND |
A TYPICAL pENNYWELL PENTHOUSE!
"IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE THE PENTHOUSE YOU'VE BEEN LIVING IN---
BUT THIS IS sUND'LIND!"