|THE BIG SCREEN!|
It's a very humid day here on Tyneside with thunderstorms and heavy rain forecast for this afternoon!---SO! (az yi de!) we are off to The Toon to watch both the Inglish and Scottish cup finals in 'the shelter' of 'The Junction' and 'The Crows Nest', which both have big screens!
The Scottish 'one' between 'Glasgay' Celtic and Aberdeeen kicks off at '3 bells' , while 'The Arse v Chelski game kicks off at '5:30 bells'
We reely hope that Aberdeeen can stop 'the green half' of Glasgay's monopoly and end their winnin' streak--but we very much doubt it!
The Scottish Premyaa iz a joke nuw with Rangers demise and when 'The Tims' play the likes of Hamilton Ackeez and Ross Coonty it's like 'The Toon' playin' 'The Monkey Hangers of Hartlepool' or 'The Whitley Bay Watchers'!
(Ross play in Dingwaall, which iz aboot the same size az Whitley Bay--and aboot the same standard of futbaall!)
At Wembley, 'The Arse' play 'Chelski' and we reely hope that 'Chelski' win---not because we like them (far from it!) BUT because 'The Arse' fans are so ungrateful and spoilt that they 'fink' they have a god given right to win the leegue!
They've flown many banners on planes ower The Emirites and away groonds this season (and don't we aall naa aboot 'planes' flyin ower groonds!) demadin' that Arsene gans!---A man who haz won them the FA Cup ne fewer than SIX times and iz gannin for hiz 3rd FA Cup win in the last 4 years!--"UNbeleeeevable!!!!"
Total 'Arseholes' if yoo ask us!
If this happened in The Toon, they'd build SIX! statues of him!---Wouldn't they just!
|ANLY 7 FA CUP WINS?---IT'S TIME TO GO!|
So , both 'The Arse' and 'Glasgay' Celtic won their respective cup finals against wor wishes!
That's SEVEN wins in the final for Arsene--the man The 'Arseholes' love to hate? (8 finals in total, 1 defeat!--and 3 wins in the last 4 years!)
Will he waalk away?---their fans don't deserve him!---lest hope so and they get a 'duff' manager!---it will sorve them right!!!
Az for Brendan Rogers?--to gan through an entire season unbeaten in leegue and cup games iz some achievement---even though the Scottish Premyaa iz mediocre to say the least (where would Hamilton , Ross, Inverness, Partick, Kilmarnock etc be if they were allowed to join the Inglish leegues?---in the lower tiers or non leegue me 'finx'!)