Wednesday, 26 April 2017

PENFOLD IN A PICKLE!

Posted 'high noon bells' Wednesday 26th April 2017
"YOUR NICKED BONNY LAD!"

Stunnin' news haz reached 'The Geordie Times' that wor beloved managin' director known affectionately az 'Penfold' to Toon fans, haz been ARRESTED on suspicion of income tax fraud and national insurance fraud by HMRC!
The raids took place at wor heed offices and in France at '6:30 bells' this mornin' for a fraud said to be in the region of  FIVE MILLION quid! (17 or so French players have been signed by us in the last few years!)

WATCH THE NATIONAL AND INTERNATIONAL NEWS TO FIND OOT MORE!

PS: Just wot we didn't need after securin' promotion back to the top flight on Munday! ---- "EH!!!"

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