Forst of aall grovellin' apologeeeez for gettin' the Andros Toonsend transfor 100% WRANG!
Despite upbeat messages from NUFC and news from wor secret 'club insider' that the deal waz 'imminent' and woz a "DONE DEAL!"--- this haz NOT happened and we are givin' worsels a thoosand lines:
'MUST NOT JUMP THE GUN!'
One of wor reeders, namely 'Secret Pigeon' even rushed oot and put a £100 bet on him scorin' the forst goal against QPR tooneet and bought a 'wonga' shirt with 'TOONSEND' on the back!
(He can aalways sell hiz shirt on 'E Bay'---he might get a couple of pence for it?)
Once again 'grovellin' apologeeez', but this IZ 'The Geordie Times' <(wot else did yoo expect!?)