Wednesday, 17 August 2016

THE TOON v THE BISCUITMEN of READIN' *** TOOONEEET!

Posted '2:05pm bells' Wednesday 17th August 2016
Artwork by 'Shelly the barmaid!'

"THORD TIME LUCKY"???

We gan into wor thord game of the new season lookin' for wor forst win to climb oot of 'the abyss' and we can anly hope that the players are listenin' to 'Rafa the Gaffa' and put in a performance worthy of wor support!?

'The Biscuitmen' (there's a large biscuit factory there!) will anly have 550 or so in the crowd toneet, which meenz extra tickets are available to wor fans in Level 7 of 'The Leazes'!

We hear that 47,000 tickets have been sold and so by kick off time this shud rise to at least 48,000!

A win iz vital if we are not to be cast adrift in the race back to 'the BIG time'!

WE are heedin' for the 'Toon Arms' before the game (Newcastle Arms!) where it haz been open since '10 bells' this mornin' to quench wor thirsts! (see top photo!)

A full match report and pix to follow tomorrow sometime---az per usual!

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