Thursday, 18 August 2016

THE TOON 4 THE BISCUITMEN OF READIN' 1 *** EFL 2016-2017

Posted 'high noon bells' Thorsday 18th August 2016
HAYDEN GOAL 1-0! *** GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE!!!

"A PIECE OF CAKE FOR 'THE TOON' AZ 'THE BISCUITMEN' CRUMBLE!" (sic!)

At last!--a performance to de us justice az we won in a canter in the end--but!---we made hard work of it for a canny while!

The sequence of events were az follows:

2nd minute: Dwight Gayle put the baall into the net at The Leazes End and the ref signals a goal!---anly for the Readin' team to protest loudly, claimin' that Gayle had handled the baall---after consultin' hiz linesman on the far side the goal waz disallowed and Gayle waz booked for handlin'!

20th minute: A 'propaa' goal!---A free kick by by Richie waz blocked but fell nicely to Hayden and he fired a low shot past Al Habsi in the visitors goal!---ne protest this time!---1-0 to 'us'!

45th minute: A daft penalty given away by Ciaran Clark bang on half time gave Readin' the chance to equalise----and they did through McCleary!---the thord time in 3 games we have conceded just before half time!---1-1!

50th minute: We get wor own penalty when Gouffran iz fouled in the box and Richie slammed home @ The Gallowgate End! --2-1 to 'us'!

69th minute: After sustained pressure and a number of corners for 'The Biscuitmen' we finally put the game to rest when Gayle hit an unstoppable free kick into the corner of the net--az the crowd cheered in relief! -- 3-1 to 'us'!


Grandson and new season ticket holder Jamie celebrates Gayle's goal!
89th minute: Hayden sends a cross into the box and Dwight Gayle haz the simple task of pokin' the baall into the back of the goal az 'The Biscuitmen' finally crumbled!---4-1 to 'us'!---final score!
GAYLE GOAL 4-1! *** GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUUSIVE!!!

 

The scoreline sends us up to the 'dizzy heights' of 17th place in the table with 43 games to gan!---a much better performance than the last 2---we are on 'the up' at last!

Toon team: Sels, Anita, Mbemba, Clark, Dummett, Richie (Aarons 90) , Hayden, Shelvey, Gouffran (Colback 83), Perez (Lascelles 75), Gayle  

Attendance: 48, 209 (550 Readin' fans) *

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