Sunday, 8 May 2016

THE HAZBEENZ & VILLIANS 0 THE TOON 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '9:47pm bells' Sunday 8th May 2016
In 'The Welly' near New Street station, Bormingham---post match!

"CLUTCHIN' AT STRAWS!"

A game we simpleee HAD to win was played oot in a 'funeral parlour atmosphere', az we failed to find the net to secure the 3 points we desperately needed!
The forst half waz dire stuff indeed az we stuttered miserably with hardly a shot of any note, with 'every other pass' gannin' astray!
Beach balls were hoyed onto the pitch by disgruntled home fans in protest at their relegation from the top flight with stewards simply 'hoyin them back' into the crowd so they could de the same thing again? rather than get a 'pin' to borst them!
1st half action az The Toon attack the Holte End

'The Hazbeenz' fans really hate us for some unbeknown reason and celebrated wildely when they hord that the SMBs had scored at the SOS, chantin' "Your goin' down with the Villa!"

Jack Colback missed a great chance to put us in the lead with 6 minutes on the clock in the 2nd half, when he blazed a shot ower from inside the box!---Mitrovic later aalso missed a great chance when he tried to lob the keeper rather than heed the baall into the net and theeze were the anly real chances of the entire game that we had to secure a much needed away victory!
2nd half action at The Witton End---
spot the Villa fans disguised az empty blue seats!

It wasn't to be of course and we now find worsels one point behind the mackems with an inferior goal difference AND one game played more than them!---Shud they beat Everton on Wednesday neet, then wor fate will be well and truly sealed!


THE CURSE OF VILLA PARK!

We were relegated here in 1978 and 2009 and virtually relegated here yesterday!---ie: Villa Park iz NOT a place we like very much---that's for SURE!
'The Toffee Noses' of Everton are now the anly team who can save wor skins and help us avoid the abysss @ the SOS on Wednesday---"Come on yoo blues!" *

Toon team (who didn't torn up!) : Darlow, Anita, Lascelles, Mbemba, Dummett, Tiote (Perez 69), Colback (De Jong 90), Toonsend, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Cisse, (Mitrovic 52)

Attendance: 33,055 (3,000 Toon fans who got ne response despite supportin' the team throughout!) (9,000 empty seats!) *

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