|HIGH BRIDGE, NEWCASTLE *** NUFCs NEW HQ ---PERHAPS????|
"WELCOME TO THE COMEDY CLUB!"
News that Daryl Janmaat who waz substituted in the 40th minute at Sooothampton with a groin injury and left St Mary's with hiz arm in a sling??? makes bafflin' readin' at forst!---until yoo find oot that hiz arm waz in a sling coz he punched a door in the dressin' room in frustration---breakin' TWO FINGERS in the process!
Whether he will feature in wor home game against Swanzee on Saturday because of this iz unknown????
More 'self inflicted wounds' when we reeely don't need them------ "UNF*****' REEEL!"
Meeenwhile--wor U21s lost 4-1 at home to Brighton last neet @ SJP, the U21s lost 3-1 @ Arsenal last Friday AND the U18s lost 7-1 @ Man U on Saturday!--- to keep the 'losin' streaks' from aall wor sides on course!
To date this year the forst team, U21 resorves and junior U18 sides have played a total of 36 games--winnin' just FOWER (4) of them!
1st team: played 14, won 2 U21s: played 11, won 1
U18s: played 11, won 1