Sunday, 17 January 2016

THE TOON 2 THE JELLIED EELS MOB 1 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '11:00am bells' Sunday 17th January 2016
PEREZ (at the back of the 'D') FIRES THE TOON INTO THE LEAD!
(Geordie Times excluuusive!)

"MORE OF THIS PLEEEEZE!"

£12 million buy Jonjo Shelvey had a fantastic game with hiz supurb passes for wor 2 goals, which gave us the 3 valuable points to take us oot of the relegation zone (for the time being at least!)

Perez missed a glorious chance in the 4th minute @ The Gallowgate End when hiz weak effort waz easily saved by Adrian in the West Ham goal.
However!--he made amends just 1 minute later with a fabulous strike from the edge of the box after bein' put through by Shelvey!
1st HALF ACTION AZ WE ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL
(View from Milburn Stand balcony row 2)

It waz soon 2-0 after 15 minutes when Shelvey hit a pinpoint 60 yards pass to Janmaat doon the wing---Janmaat then hit a pinpoint pass to Wijnaldum who fired home from inside the box.
A fabulous move and wor best of the season!
WIJNALDUM GOAL! (Anothaa excluuusive!)

It shud have been more by half time but missed chances by Mitrovic in particular kept the score at just 2-0!


It waz the same failings in the 2nd half with Mitrovic (again) and Wijnaldum missin' wot seemed like fairly easy chances to put the game to bed!---But this IZ NUFC and the fans song aboot Chancel Mbemba "Never givin' the ball away!" will have to be re-written az he 'gave the baall away' to Jelavic on the edge of the box!--- He then rounded Rob Elliot in the Toon goal to half the deficit after just 4 minutes of the restart!
Wor othaa new signin' Henri Saivet then came on in the 57th minute to replace Paul Dummett and he seemed to settle in well!
2nd HALF ACTION @ THE LEAZES END

Othaa chances for Mitrovic and Wijnaldum came to nowt and we somehow held on to take the 3 points after SEVEN minutes of 'Fergie time' waz played by the ref, before he brought the game to an end!

An entertainin' and nail-bitin' game combined!---More of this pleeeze and we will climb away from the abyss for certain!

Toon team: Elliot, Mbemba, Coloccini, Janmaat, Dummett (Saivet 57), Sissoko, Shelvey, Colback, Wijnaldum, Perez (Gouffran 80), Mitrovic (Lascelles 95)

Attendance: 50, 031 (3,150 unusually quiet West Ham fans in level 7 of The Leazes End!) *

  

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