Monday, 19 October 2015

THE TOON 6 (SIX!) THE CANARY CUSTARD CRUMBLES 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2015-2016

Posted '10:47am bells' Munday 19th October 2015

"GINI IN A BOTTLE!"

In wor last article (see below) we said that there waz a 'chink of light' at the end of the tunnel and after won fantastic 6-2 win ower Norwich yesterday the tunnel entrance iz lookin' much closer!

Gini Wijnaldum waz of course the star of the show with 4 (FOWER!) Magnificent goals to send us up to the 'dizzy heights' of 18th in the leegue table---just 2 behind Bournemoooth in 17th place---and safety!

The sequence of events were az follows:

1-0 up---Sissoko passes the baall to Gini Wijnaldum and he calmly fires home @ The Gallowgate End after just 15 minutes on the clock.
THE TOON ATTACK THE GALLOWGATE GOAL (1st half)
VIEW FROM THE VERY BACK ROW OF THE MILBURN STAND

1-1---After a scare 3 minutes later when the visitors hit the post they equalised after a defensive mix up, Bezua slots the baall home.

2-1 up---Sissoko crosses and Gini gets a good heeder which flies past Ruddy after 26 minutes

3-1 up---7 minutes later Perez fires home after hiz forst effort waz blocked

3-2 up---We shoot worselz in the foot once again az just ONE minute later Redmond pulls anothaa goal back

4-2 up---Mitrovic chest the baall doon and hits a fantastic shot which gives Ruddy 'nee chance' @ The Leazes End in the 64th minute

THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES END (2nd half)
(PHOTO BY JAMIE AGED 5!)

5-2 up----Gini completes hiz hat-trick after he again heeds home, this time from a Janmaat cross

Just 3 minutes later 'The Custard Crumbles' <(Delia's own recipe!) hit the post once again to send the norves janglin'---even though we are 3 goals clear!

6-2 up!---finally we can 'relax' az 'The Gini in the Bottle' once again wellys the baall into the visitors net to score hiz FOURTH and final goal of the game with just 5 minutes remainin' to complete the scorin' az 'The Canary Custards 'crumbled'!
GRANDSON JAMIE GETS A CLOSER VIEW OF THE ACTION
THROUGH HIZ 'NOCULARS' <(AZ HE CAALLS THEM!)
MEEENWHILE! GRANDSON ZAC ENJOYS 
HIZ 1st EVER GAME IN 'THE STRAWBERRY CORNER'!
(Photo by 'DADDY' CRAIG)

Lets hope we have torned the corner now after NINE attempts at winnin'---BUT! this IZ NUFC and we have seen this aall before---Imagine we are on an open topped double decker bus celebratin' wor win and then the bus driver makes a wrang torn and hits a low bridge!---This iz the life of an NUFC supporter!
Lets hope we don't hit 'the low bridge' next Sunday @ The Stadium of "SSHHhhh! yee naa wot!"

There's one thing for certain though!---we will gan into this game with a lot more confidence than we had just a fortneet ago! "HOWAY THE TOON!"
LUCKY MASCOTS!---
GRANDSONS ZAC AGED 4, WHO WAZ ATTENDIN' HIZ 1st EVER GAME
& JAMIE AGED 5, WHO WAZ ATTENDIN' HIZ 1st LEEGUE GAME
OF THIS SEASON, ENJOY THEMSELZ IN THE
'BODEGA BEER BAR' BEFORE THE GAME! 

Toon team: Elliot, Janmaat, Dummett (Haidara 65), Tiote (Anita 46), Coloccini, Mbemba, Sissoko, Colback, Mitrovic (Cisse 88), Wijnaldum, Perez

Attendance: 47,006 (2,000 wearin' custard coloured shirts in The Leazes End!) *


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