Wednesday, 22 July 2015

PORTLAND TIMBERS 2 <(RESORVES!) 4 THE TOON 3 ***** 'WOT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS TOUR ' 2015

Posted 'high noon bells' Wednesday 22nd July 2015

"TOON GET CHOPPED DOON IN TIMBERLAND!"

Yet anothaa inepet display!----this time against a THORD division American RESORVE side in the State of Oregon on a plastic pitch!

Some of wor players didn't 'fancy that' and a makeshift team waz sent oot instead to avoid any unnecessary injuries' <(so why? OH WHY? did we agree to play on 'drastic plastic'???) 

WE went aheed through new boy Ginio Wijnaldum fired in a centre from Rolando Aarons in the 7th minute---but this iz az good az it got az Timbers Resorves started choppin' doon The Toon's defence with 3 goals in the space of just 17 mad minutes!

It got worse in the 2nd half and at one stage we were 4-1 doon when Besler wheeled the 'axe' and heeded home!

A fight back then happened and 2 goals from Aarons brought the scoreline back to 4-3 ---the forst a owerheed bicycle kick and the 2nd 'in off the bar'--- but it waz tooo little tooo late and we suffered wor 2nd defeat in 3 in this wor final game of 'the tour'!

Attendance: well below the 22,000 capacity (includin' the 3 Bs'---Biffa, Blondie and Bysy)

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