Friday, 19 June 2015

"WHERE'S WOR WAR CHEST?"

Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 19th Joon 2015


"ARE THOSE 1p COINS IN THERE!?"

New club board member and former club captain Bob 'Moncs'cur said last week that NUFC had a "WAR CHEST" to spend on new players!
With just 12 days to gan before pre season trainin' starts and just 3 weeks to gan before wor forst pre season friendly against Gatesheed the silence iz defenin' from the corridors of St James' aboot forthcomin' transfors!

The Charlie Austin deal looks 'dead in the waataa' az hiz wage demands will ne doubt send 'heart attack palpulations' to the NUFC hierarchy! <(we naa aall the big words!)

Of course there iz NE MENTION az to just how much iz in this so caalled 'war chest' ,az iron bars, drills and dynamite might be needed to prize it open!

The danger IZ!---the closer we get to the new season with ne incomin' deals (and we need at least SIX by wor calculations!) then panic will set in and some 'bit players' from France or wherever will be bought!   

'War chest' definition: A 'war chest' iz a metaphor for any collection of tools or MONEY intended to be used in a challenging or DANGEROUS situation!

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