|LIVE ACTION FROM THE 1st HALF THANX TO 'SECRET PIGEON'S' CAMERA!|
We have 'flown' wor secret undercover reporter ---non othaa than 'Secret Pigeon' to Finch Farm, (at great expense!) where Everton U18s are playin' wor U18s---the game kicked off @ '12:30 bells' and we can bring yoo live upates now from 'Secret Pigeon's mobile 'telling bone'!
'12:34 bells' (4th minute): Everton gan aheed after Toon keeper Harker kicks the baall straight to one of their strikers and he puts the home side 1-0 up!
'12:57 bells': 2-0 to home side ---Toon hardly in Everton half!
HT 4-0 to Everton! ---The Secret Pigeon haz had az many touches az the Everton keeper!
"ER!"---It's time for 'The Geordie Times' to 'gan on the hoy' and we will update yoo the final score later!---lets hope it isn't a cricket score!
Update '2:55 pm bells'
Back from the boozer for sommik to scran!
'1:43 bells': That's 5!---with the 'Six Nations' underway this could be a rugby score!
'1:57 bells': Everton no 15 sent off for horrific tackle on Heaney
'2:02 bells': George ne well? scores a screamer from ONE yard--hopefully starting the biggest comeback since the Arsenal game (4-4!) 5-1 to Everton!
Final score 5-1 ---Off back to my perch to warm up! "Coo Coo!"
Crowd: 46 (includin' the security guard who telt me not to stand behind the goal in case I got hit by the ball!)