Friday, 9 January 2015

THE CHELSKI OAPs v THE TOON *** TOMORROW AFTERNOON!

Updated '8:44pm bells' Friday 9th January 2015

We heed for the delights of west 'Landan' tomorrow afternoon where we will attempt to de the double ower The OAPs from Stamford Bridge! <
 (Can pigs fly!?-yi'd better beleeeve it!) 
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We have sold wor full allocation of 2,200 tickets @ £55 'a go' (+£1 bookin' fee!) and we can anly hope that we put up a better show than the shambles we had to witness @ Lestaa last week---or else we will be in serious trouble!

A 'miraculous recovery' iz expected from the 5 players who missed oot the FA Cup tie debacle @ Lestaa because of 'injuries'!---Chelski have a 100% record at home in the Premyaa Leegue this season!----The trains are 'wet' on the way doon and 'dry' (az per usual!) on the way back! 

Because we are oot of AALL competitions for fieldin' an understrengh 'X1' in the Lestaa game, the anly thing we have to play for, iz to finish in the top 10 and avoid gettin' dragged into a relegation battle! <(still a distinct possibility az we are anly 10 points off the drop zone!)

On the othaa hand we could gans on a winnin' streak and win the leegue az there are still 54 points to play for and a max of 81 iz possible!? <(Aye!---a'v had a few 'liquid lubrications' today!)

"NO!--NOT THAT 'BRIDGE OF SIGHS'!"
A full 'Geordie Times' match/boozer report will appear here on Sunday sometime! <(lets hope that it's a 'Fantasy Futbaall' story and not a 'Bridge of Sighs' story'!?)

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