Friday, 30 January 2015

BROKEN NOSE BRUCE'S TIGER LILLYS v THE TOON *** TOMORROW DINNAATIME!

Posted '2:35pm bells' Friday 30th January 2015
ACTION FROM LAST SEASON WHEN WE WERE
HOUSED REET BEHIND THE GOAL!****
NUFC (in yellow) WON 4-1 !<(a repeat of that pleeeze!)

Tomorrow we revisit the scene of Pardew's infamous heedbutt on a Hull player last season, but wor manager/yes man, 'jumped ship' on New Years Eve and wont be anywhere near 'The KC'.
(It haz been envisaged that any 'aggro' will be left to John 'Whey Aye the Pie' Carver to hoy a few 'snake and pigmy' pies at Hull players when they are anywhere near the away dugout!)

The away end haz changed and we are now stuck in a corner section and not behind the goal az in previous seasons. This seeemz to be 'the norm' theeze days---puttin' away fans in the worst possible seats away from the goal area! (We are ne exeption, puttin' the away fans 'in the gods'!)

'The Geordie Times' entourage <(we naa aall the big words!) are on the '7:22 bells' train in the mornin' and expect to arrive in Hull to catch at least a couple of 'liquid lubrications' before the ridiculous '12:45 bells' kick off <('live telly' rules of course!)

It haz been conformed that Abeid, Santon and Obertan will be in the squad but wethaa Cisse retorns in time from hiz jaunt in 'The African Nations Cup' iz anybodys guess???

And wot do we think will happen tomorrow?----your guess iz az good az mine and we can anly hope that 'the powers that be' have made the reet choice in Carver's appointment az heed coach til the end of the season.

Ne wins in FOWER attempts iz hiz record in charge so far!---lets hope the players respond in the reet way and give the 2,500 travellin' fans sommik to cheer for a change!---we shall see!  

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