Wednesday, 24 December 2014

SPORZ 4 THE TOON 0 *** LEEGUE CUP QWAATAA FINAL

Posted '8:04pm bells' Xmas Eve 2014

"Sorry for the late postin' of this game---nearly a week late!---but this IZ 'The Geordie Times'!"
THE TOON (in green & blue) KICK THE GAME OFF!
(View from the front row of the upper tier of the away end)

"YET MORE CAPITAL PUNISHMENT!"

After the capitulation in the capital city against 'The Arse' the previous Saturday, wor 'manager of the month' telt us that we must regroup and put on a show for the 4,200 fans who had trekked back to the capital just fower days later for 'this one'!
Well!---at least we scored against 'The Arse' az this time it waz even worse!

Some 'piss-brain' from 'wor lot' set off a smokebomb in the away concourse resultin' in the tornstiles bein' closed az the fire alarms went off!
Aa waz 'lucky'? and managed to get in before the start, az huge plumbs of smoke enveloped it.
Many Toon fans missed the kick off  because of this 'toe-rag', who shud be banned for life in they catch him/hor! <(99% certain it will be a 'him'!)

The goal sequences were az follows!
18th minute: A corner by Sporz at 'wor end' waz fumbled by 3rd choice keeper Jak Alnwick and Bentaleb waz waitin' to volley home! (0-1!)

46th minute: Chadli received up the baall and fires past Alnwick with barely 40 seconds on the clock into the 2nd half! (0-2!)

65th minute; Harry Kane shoots past Alnwick to put Sporz '3 up' with the game now beyond us!

70th minute: Jak Alnwick punches the baall straight to Soldado who gleefully excepts hiz chance to put us 'oot' and Sporz into the 'semis'!
THE TOON ATTACK THE SPORZ GOAL (2nd half)

After the match wor 'manager of the month' tells us that we must 'regroup' and beat the mackems in Sunday's upcomin' derby match @ St James', tellin' us: Quote: "We have to make sure our fans go home with a performance which gives them a win!"  Unquote!

Guess wot happened next!????

Toon team: Alnwick, Coloccini, Williamson, Haidera, Dummett, Colback, Cabella (Vuckic 80), Gouffran, Perez, Sissoko (Anita 72), Riviere (Armstrong 60)

Attendance: 34,677 (4,199 pissed-off Toon fans and 1 piss-brain!)

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