Wednesday, 2 July 2014

"GOING FOR A 'DE JONG'!" ***

Posted '1:00pm bells' Wednesday 2nd July 2014

"TOON TAKE AJAX TO THE CLEANERS!"

For the forst time in a year and a half we have signed a player for cash who will gan straight into the forst team! (Colback waz a free transfor and Perez who cost us £1.5 'mill', waz signed az a 'one for the future')

25 year old Siam De Jong who signed from Ajax of Amsterdam yesterday haz 'cleaned oot' <(sic!) 'The Fat Controller's wallet by £ 6 'mill'
The Dutch international midfielder, who haz 6 caps for hiz country haz signed a 6 year contract and we can anly hope that he iz better than hiz now departed bruvvaa Luuk De Jong, who scored az many goals for The Toon az we have!

More class signings are still needed of course to strengthen wor squad or else we will be fightin' for wor lives at the wrang end of the table!---at least 4 more by wor reckonin'!

(For the latest NUFC transfor 'IN's and 'OOT's see below!)

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