Saturday, 7 June 2014

AN ORLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM SANTA! (CRUZ!)

Posted '1:13pm bells' Saturday 7th Joon 2014

On Thorsday 'The Geordie Times' said that it would be "highly unlikely!" that we would sign a player for cash before next Monday!

NUFC obviously hord us and sprung into action by signin' striker Ayoze Perez from Spanish side Tenerife and a fee of £1.5 million <("wow!") haz been mentioned.
However!---he haz been signed for wor 'development U21s squad' and iz therefore NOT a forst team signin' az such (The wait to sign a permanent FORST TEAM PLAYER FOR CASH gans on (and on!)
(See 'Geordie Times' quiz below)

PEREZ TRIES OOT ONE OF THE PLASTIC SEATS
IN 'THE MILBURN STAND'!

Born in the Tenerife capital of Santa Cruz, 20 year old Perez plied hiz trade in the Spanish second division and scored 16 times in 34 games last season!
He met resorve team manager Peter Beardsley after a flyin' visit to Tyneside for talks on hiz contract (which will formally start on the forst of July) and said:
"I am very happy to be here to start a new adventure!
I'm very eager for it to begin and I am very pleased to play for this magnificent club!  Any football player would be interested in playing for such a club and I will earn my position to get into the first team!"

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