Last Friday az aa drove me truck doon to the Bormingham area once again, an 'Arsehole' fan from Melbourne in Australia came onto 'Talk Sport' and telt anybody who cared to listen with hiz 'sob story' that 'The Arse' had went 3,283 days since they had last won a domestic trophy! (9 years plus)
It got me 'finkin'???? how many days waz it since 'The Toon' won a domestic trophy???? The last one bein' the FA Cup ower 59 years ago on May 7th 1955!
Whey!---and usin' mee calculator on mee 'tellin bone', (and fingers and toes!) aa worked it oot! (including leap years!)
How many days do YOO 'fink' it iz ???? (includin' today!)
Ne cheatin' to work it oot yisel, mind!
It's one of the followin' five answers:
See if yoo can guess which one?????
1: 14,988 ?
2: 15,701 ?
3: 18,005 ?
4: 20,805 ?
5: 21,087 ?
Aall give yiz the answer tomorrow--sometime! (NE CHEEETIN'!)