Monday, 16 June 2014

NUFC *** PRE SEASON FIXTURES 2014-2015 *** LATEST NEWS!

Updated '1:30pm bells' Monday 16th Joon 2014
"IZ THAT AN INDOOR SHOPPIN CENTRE!?"
VELTINS ARENA *** SCHALKE 04 FC


The latest fixtures to be added to the pre season friendlies list iz a resorve U21 away game against Barnsley on 4th August @ a venue to be conformed and wor U19s will be playin' in a tournament in Jawmany in late July 

NUFC 1st team games in GOLD
NUFC X1s in YELLOW <(games we think will be a mixture of 1st teamers and resorves)
NUFC Resorves/U21s in PINK
NUFC Juniors in GREEN

Tue 15th July *** ("Aa told him!")> Oldham @ Boundary Park @ '7:30 bells'

Fri 18th July *** 'The Heedbangers' of Gatesheed @ Gatesheed Stadium @ '7:30 bells'

Tue 22nd July *** Sydney FC @ Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dundedin, New Zealand (Sooth Island) @ '7:30 bells'

Sat 26th July *** Wellington Phoenix @ Westpac Stadium, Wellington, New Zealand (North Island) @ '4:30 bells'

Thu 24th July to Mon 28th July *** (U19s) Tournament of Spvgg Oberndorf, Jawmany 

Mon 28th July to Fri 1st Aug *** (U16s) Northern Ireland Milk Cup Tournament in Northern Ireland! <(believe it or not!?)

Mon 28th July *** Funabashi (Japan) @ Scroggy Road, Limavady @ '3:30 bells'

Tue 29th July *** Coonty Londonderry (N Ireland) @ Colraine Showgroonds, Colraine @ '8 bells'

Wed 30th July *** Espanyol (Spain) @ Seahaven, Portstewart @ '7 bells'

Shud we get that far, the semi finals and final take place on Thu 31st July and Fri 1st Aug 



Wed 30th July *** Sheff Wed <(who else on a 'Wednesday'!?) @ Hillsborough @ '7:45 bells'

Sat 2nd Aug *** Malaga (Spain) @ Veltins Arena, Gelsenkirchen, Jawmany @ '3:30 bells' (the home of Schalke 04)
('The Jellied Eels Mob' of West Ham play Schalke @ '5:30 bells'---same venue)

Sun 3rd Aug *** Schalke 04 @ Veltins Arena @ '5:30 bells'
('The Jellied Eels Mob' play Malaga @ '3:30 bells'---same venue)

Mon 4th Aug *** Barnsley U21s @ somewhere in Barnsley? '1:30 bells'

Tue 5th Aug *** 'uddersfield Toon @ McAlpine Stadium <(we aalways use the old name!), Huddersfield

Sun 10th Aug *** Real Sociedad @ St James' Park @ '1:30 bells'

Sat 16th Aug *** Premyaa Leegue season kicks off!

The excitin' news iz that 'The Geordie Times' will have reporters at EVERY forst team game includin' Jawmany and New Zealand!

'Little'? old me' will be in Jawmany and we are sendin' 'Liam from the Lamp' to New Zealand, where we are (very generously!) payin' for a huge percentage of hiz *8 flights-- "Er!"--9 flights! 'there and back' (and 60 hours in the air!), hotel accommodation, match tickets and food (and of course!)> drink!  *(this includes 2 internal flights between the 'North' and 'Sooth' Islands of New Zealand!)

The deal iz that 'Liam' will pay 99.99% of the estimated
£3,000 bill ******* AND! ******* 'The Geordie Times' will pay the rest! <(5 pence!) <(which we have aalready paid him in advance!!!) <(ne expense spared on wor part!)

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