Wednesday, 30 April 2014

NEW ZEALAND "LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER!" TOUR *** PLUS!: *** "JAWMANY CALLING" PRE-SEASON TOURNAMENT 2014-2015

Posted '10:10pm bells' Wednesday 30th April 2014

SOMEWHERE NEAR NORTH SHIELDS FERRY TORMINAL!
"HOW FAR IZ NEW ZEALAND?---LIKE!?"---"BBBAAAAAAA!"

News of a pre season tour of New Zealand, followed by a weekend tournament in Jawmany have been released by NUFC

The dates and venues are az follows:

Tuesday 22nd July 2014: Sydney FC v The Toon @ Forsyth Barr, Dundedin, Sooth Island, New Zealand

Saturday 26th July 2014: Wellington Pheonix v The Toon @ Westpac Stadium, Wellington, North Island, New Zealand

Saturday 2nd August: @ Veltins Arena, Gelsenkirchen, Jawmany
Toon opponents to be conformed

Sunday 3rd August: @ Veltins Arena
Toon opponents to be conformed

Saturday 9th or Sunday 10th August: Ne friendly fixture on this weekend annoonced so far <(cud be 'aa told him' Oldham?)

Saturday 16th August: Premyaa Leegue season starts

A forst team game against a club nearer to home, namely Oldham Athletic haz aalso been mooted, but haz yet to be conformed

The Geordie Times 'mad-sad groundhoppers' WILL be gannin to the Jawmany games, but! New Zealand iz a little bit toooo expensive and far away, so we will be 'Telly Hoppin' for theeze games! <(unless some kind/stupid! souls oot there, lend us 'the bit'!)


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