News that wor last 3 away games of the season are now completlee selt oot, haz reached 'The Geordie Times' newsdesk!
For wor game against 'The P*ss Potts of Stoke on Saturday we will have the backin' of 2,900 fans in 'The Sooth Stand', while @ 'The Arse' on the last Monday of this month we will have 1,800 in 'The Clock Stand' <(we must have taken wor minimum allocation for this?)
Then!--on the final day of the season we will have 2,800 in 'The Anfield Road End' when we travel to play 'The Liverbirds' on Sunday May 11th (tickets still to be sent oot!)
Tomorrow we will be reviewin' wor trip to 'The Potteries' on Saturday---wor 2nd worst away trip of the season behind the SMBs! (drastic plastic glasses!---lang waalks to groond, which iz in the middle of newhere from the very few cr*p boozers! red and white striped opponents! and a horrible 'flat-pack' groond! surroonded by duel carriageways, which iz very similar to 'The Smellnet Stadium' in 'Smoggieland'! (etc! etc! etc!)
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